So I was sitting here eating Cheez-It Duoz by the handful while watching The Biggest Loser when it suddenly occurred to me that I should remind you, dear reader, of your opportunity to win a little something on my other blog. You have until 12PM on Thursday, Dec. 18th...good luck!
I'm not really watching The Biggest Loser, but just moments ago I was inexplicably inhaling Cheez-It Duoz ("Two Flavors - One Box") - a truly disgusting little snack - while The Biggest Loser blared in the background. Every now and then I'd turn around to catch a visual of a large, amorphous blob in spandex, and the next thing I'd see was a supermodel in an evening gown.
It confused me so much I found myself digging deeper and deeper into the Cheez-It Duoz box and forcing down handfuls between sips of milk.
And now that I feel thoroughly sick to my stomach - so bloated and gurgling with a stew of milk and "zesty queso" and "cheddar blanco"- artificially flavored crackers - I realize that I am indeed the very antithesis of The Biggest Loser.
Yes, it appears that by tonight's standards, I may well be The Biggest Winner. To celebrate, I think I will go lie facedown somewhere and try not to move. Wahoo!
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
The Biggest Winner - Now with Extra Cheez!
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4 comments:
That show always makes me want to snack!
Dear Lawd Ruth,
It's first thing in the morning and the last thing I needed to read was your colourful cheesy description. So much for breakfast.
Wink.
Smooches friend!
I've never tried that snack. I think I'm going to skip it based on your description.
Oh bummer. Looks like I'm a few hours too late for your contest.
Here's hoping all you need is a little lie-down to help with the digestion process. ;-)
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